MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS OF DEATH!

OR COMEDY! "DEAOMEDY" IF YOU WILL

That's Two thing off my list of things I have to do before I Die...

Today when I went to see Angles & Demons, the film melted during the last 10-ish minutes.
While waiting for the replacement reel, I got to make shadow puppets using the projector, in front of about 5-or-7 dozen people, and "saved the film" according to the guy 3 seats over who kept asking for nachos.(Okay, it I did it for about 5 seconds but it's the princapal of the matter, Right?)
We latter got free movie passes

And yesterday, I stole a garbage can. It was fulfilling.

Shocking, isn't it?

Last night, I looked up "masturbation" on wikipedia.
Apparently I've been Doing it all Wrong, All this time

The Best video game based band sence the Minibosses

These Fine gentlemen are The Protomen

Their clam to nerd fame is remarking the video game " Mega man" as a Rock opera .

Let me let that sink in a little.

Mega man.

As an Orwellian Rock Opera.

So you can understand how wonderfully insane that is, this is Mega man

And these are a few images and posters about/for your standard Rock operas

And Yet, it works freakishly well. It has ispired me to create a Wicked-esque reimaging of "Where in the world is Carmon SanDiego? "
Seriously

Watchmen: A one-sentence review (not really)

It's more violent than the source material, and considering that Alan Moore had Captain Nemo gunning down men with a Harpoon Machine Gun in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, that's saying something.

(Actually, I liked the movie, I thought it hit all the major points of the graphic novel in the under 4 hours they had, even it did seem abridged at some moments. However, They added some unnecessary Foreshadowing, and cut out all the Non-Super-people Shenanigans, But thous will be in the Director's cut. The actors-especially the ones who played Doctor Manhattan and Rorshach- were exclient, and it had one of the best goddamn opening credits ever. ***1/2 out of *****)

This made me fell all warm and fuzzy on the inside

From xckd (Click for a better view)

I heard this playing in my head when I got to the last panel

I tell people what to read Vol. 1: Fell

A while back Warren Ellis and Ben Templesmith did a great comic Called Fell ( First issue here)

Now, I don't Know about you, But I hate coming in mid series or mid arc, not understanding what's going on. ( Which why I usually wait for the trades or take a massive wikiapedia Dump)

So I'm going to tell you everything you need to know about Fell so you won't be lost: Detective Richard Fell is exiled to snowtown, the worst burg in the city and has to deal with near-or-totally-mad-residents.

That's it. That's all you need to know.

Each issue is a stand-alone story ( a rarity nowadays), 16-pages long, and can be read in any order, as long as you're some-what aware of the premise, which I just told you.

And that' not the best part.

The Best part is that's a well-written, well-illustrated comic, that's only $1.99.

In a day and age with an extra dollar being slapped on every issue and hardcovers being released 4 months before the paperback trades, Ellis and Templesmith give you madness as only they can deliver without vampiricly sucking it out your wallet.

Sadly, Fell has stopped coming out, as Mr Ellis is going through a "Holy-Shit-I'm-getting-older-and- must-get-my-ideas-out before-die"phase, and has a million other projects he's working on, but do to it's low price, you could probably get the whole series for under 30 dollars. Or you could just get the tades.