And now, I share the list with you, you lucky bastards!
Blade Runner: Goth chick
Avatar: Surprisingly well-groomed hippie chick
The Star Wars Series: Hot chick who was kind of frumpy in high school
Shaun of the Dead: Nice, normal, closeted Romero fan girl
The Matrix: Leather fetishist/ philosophy major
Transformers: Piercings up the wahzoo
Titanic: Overly romantic, pudgy, middle age women
Die Hard : The best office Christmas party one night stand anybody ever had
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King: Nice night out, but kept prolonging leaving
Jurassic Park: Hot paleontologist
Indiana Jones: Harrison Ford (Not that I"m suggesting that Mr.Ford is a lady, I'm saying that in his prime, he could tempt a man away from Heterosexuality-Hell, he could do that now)
Casablanca: Old flame
Back to the Future: Your mama
Casino Royal: Scary, yet hot younger sister of your ex.
Dr. Strangelove: Nazi/soviet Fetish model
Godzilla franchise : Anti-nuclear protester that gets into an insane amount of bar fights.
Jaws: enjoys skinny dipping
E.T.: Your cute, 5-year-old cousin
Terminator: Emotionless body builder (or alternately, Summer Glau)
Army of Darkness: The manliness woman you've ever met in the hardware store
Home Alone: Lives in a compound, alone in the middle of the Utah wilderness